Professor Sheesh

Senior Lore Cartographer

Professor Sheesh has spent the last fourteen years mapping dead libraries and arguing with dungeon masters about the historical accuracy of using the word "dungeon" — a word, he will remind you, that originally meant the lowest room in a castle, not a place where orcs live. He writes the long-form dispatches for FableBox because someone has to be on record explaining why the lighthouse in Sunken Crypt is three hundred feet deep underground.